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Marc's Books

The most frequent comment I get is from women who tell me they were reading it in bed, laughing and keeping their husband awake, insisting he hear different passages. I think you'll have the same fun. - Marc 

Sleeping with Your Gynecologist: Tales from My Marriage to an OB/GYN

SLEEPING WITH YOUR GYNECOLOGIST - TALES FROM MY MARRIAGE TO AN OB\GYN  

6x9 214 pages 

Cleveland Plain Dealer,
Funny. Hysterical even.

The Island Sun,
A funny charming and most original book.

See a bunch of reader reviews on the "Book Reviews" page 

Book Description
What do you get when a Seinfeld writer marries an OB/GYN? A doctor with a funny delivery. Actually, lots of funny deliveries. Marc Jaffe's job was coming up with hysterical stories for Seinfeld, but nothing was funnier than the stories his gynecologist wife would tell. So, he decided to write this laugh-a-page book about life married to an Ob/gyn. It includes all the crazy stories his wife tells about: * Flying Placentas * Sex toy parties * Immaculate conceptions * Intimate tattoos * Ridiculous 4:00 am phone calls...and more comical incidents of gynecologic and obstetric intrigue. While sleeping with your gynecologist would be wrong, reading Sleeping With Your Gynecologist is very right.

"Marc is a very funny writer. I laughed till it hurt. And then I stopped. Because who wants to be in pain from a book? But as soon as the pain subsided I jumped back in and read some more. You try. But for God's sake, don't hurt yourself." - PAUL REISER

"I read everything Marc Jaffe writes. I couldn't put this book down. I was naked and needed to cover up with something." - BOB SAGET

"Jaffe is a laugh riot and he needs to be stepped on hard by Mayor Daley's men." - DENNIS MILLER

"Many Years of a gynecology practice exposes one to the intimacies, joys and grief in the most private of moments. Marc Jaffe has taken many of those opportunities to share with us the light-heartedness necessary to maintain sanity for both patient and physician. We thank him." - NANCY JOHNSON, OB/GYN, WomanCare

 
Goo Goo Gaa Gaa: The Baby Talk Dictionary and Phrase Book
GOO GOO GAA GAA - THE BABY TALK DICTIONARY AND PHRASEBOOK

 6X4, 192 pages 

The Daily Herald,
"Full of humorous translations...this is a great gift for new parents. Seasoned parents too."

Cleveland Plain Dealer,
Gaido and Jaffe have compiled a handy and witty textbook for new parents looking to "break the code."

Chicago Sun Times,
It cracked me up. A favorite pick from the recently published.

Book Description

Your baby is crying and you don't know why. You ask the infant, "Are you hungry or do you need a diaper change?" Then you sniff his butt.

Wouldn't it be great if your baby could tell you the problem before you started sniffing? Well, now he/she can thanks to Goo Goo Gaa Gaa - The Baby Talk Dictionary and Phrase Book.

Organized along the lines of a Berlitz foreign phrase book, Goo Goo Gaa Gaa gives parents a passport into the sights and sounds of their baby's world. Supplying tongue-in-cheek translations of baby's most useful words and expressions, this fun, faux-reference book provides comic relief for new and expecting parents puzzling over all those noises kids make. Those "noises" are really a highly developed language. Well, maybe not highly developed, but it's a language. And even if it's not we're willing to pretend just so long as it will keep mother's and fathers from publicly sniffing butts.What's the theme of this page? Do you have supplemental information you'd like to share with your visitors? Unique details about your business that don't seem quite right for your other pages?

You can get copies at Amazon.com or get your books here for just $9.95 and $6.95 which is $3.00 off retail. In addition, they will be signed and inscribed by the author. Just fill in who you want them inscribed to in the comments section when you order.

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